My new blog is here.  http://dashofawesome.wordpress.com/

Bye.

~Faith

~Abboblast/Hawkwing

*calms down* Sorry, I got sorta freaked out there.

Anyway… COMMENT! I want to know what you think of things! I post things because I think other people will like them! That’s the only reason I show anything off! When I think people will like things, I like to KNOW if they like them, and I can’t know that unless you COMMENT!

Sooo… In other words,

ARRGH! COMMENT! YOU MUST COMMENT NOW!

Movie-Stoick: I EM SCOOTISH! BLAAARGH! (Yes, I meant to type Scootish instead of Scottish)

Red Hen: Why are you Scottish? Aren’t you supposed to be Norse? Weren’t you in a book? Will you help me plant the wheat? Blah blah blah blah blah!

Stoick: Yes… Why ARE you Scottish?

Movie-Stoick: Thor, I don’t knoo. Ahsk DrreamWarks.

Fishlegs: I’m a-a-allergic… T-to Scottish people… AH-CHOO!

Zuko: Ugh! You sneezed on my face!

Azula: Oh, I didn’t know you would be here, Zuzu.

Zuko: Stop calling me that!

Azula: Okay.

Zuko: …Really?

Azula: How about Princess Zuzu?

Zuko: ARRGH!

Toph: Shut up. *earthbends rock into Zuko’s mouth*

Stoick: SUPERNATURAL!

Other Berkish Vikings: *start running around in circles, screaming*

Toph: HOLD STILL! I can’t see anything with your giant feet thumping around everywhere!

Sokka: *snigger*

Toph: YOU THINK MY BLINDNESS IS FUNNY?!

Sokka: N-no.

Toph: You’re lying. I can feel it.

Draco: *looks at Jayfeather* It’s a cat. I don’t like cats.

Jayfeather: *sniffs Draco* It’s a Twoleg. I don’t like Twolegs.

Fishlegs: *wipes nose on sleeve*

Faith: Awwww! Isht Fishywegs! *hugs “Fishywegs”*

Fishywegs: *is unable to breathe*

Movie-Fishlegs: What about me? I’m… Uh, “Fishywegs”, too.

Faith: No you’re not! He is! *squeezes Fishlegs tighter*

Fishlegs: *struggles to get away*

Hiccup: Um, I’d like it if you didn’t strangle my friend…

Faith: Oh, sorry. *lets Fishlegs go*

Fishlegs: *gasps for breath*

Toph: I finally found someone who understands me!

Jayfeather: *purrs*

Human-Scourge: So have I!

Cat-Scourge: *purrs*

Graystripe: Ohhhh, it’s pie time, it’s pie time. Would you like some pie, man?

Firestar: *facepaw* Graystripe, first waffles now THIS?

Graystripe: It’s called pie!

Firestar: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS EITHER!

Graystripe: Firestar doesn’t like waffles OR pie!

Brambleclaw: That doesn’t matter because I’m the ThunderClan deputy and you’re not!

Graystripe: My life is horrible! SILVERSTREEEAAAM!

Firestar: I hereby declare Graystripe the ThunderClan deputy.

Brambleclaw: What? My life is horrible! SQUIRRELFLIIIIIIIGHT!

Phineas: That looks like fun! My life is horrible! DAAAAAAAAAD!

Firestar: *dies*

ThunderClan: D8

Firestar: Quite allright. I have two more lives left.

Scourge: RAWR! *kills Firestar twice*

Firestar: *dies twice*

Graystripe: Well, I guess that makes me leader.

Brambleclaw: My life is horrible! SQUIRRELFLIIIIIIGHT!

Squirrelflight: WHAT IS IT?!?!

Brambleclaw: Nothing, sweetie. I was just… Um, screaming your name… Because… My life is horrible?

Squirrelflight: Oh, you’re saying I’M making your life horrible?

Brambleclaw: No, no! I-

Squirrelflight: UGH! Toms are so irritating!

Leafpool: I know, right?

Tom Nook: Excuse me?!

Daisy: You’re excused!

Tom Nook: What? That’s not what I…

Daisy: XDDD

Movie-Stoick: *goes to ahsk DrreamWarks why he and Movie-Gobber are Scootish*

I suppose this is long enough.

BYE!

BEACAUSEI’MOVERFLOWINGWITHOTHERFANFICIDEAS! 8D

It’s actually sort of annoying, trying to think of something and end up thinking of something else.

K.K: What about me?

Faith: Oi! What are you doing here? Out, out. OUT!

K.K: :’( *sulks away*

Ugh. Thankfully THAT’S never happened yet. I’ve been trying to get Animal Crossing OUT of my brain, and it’s working… Buuut it’s mostly just been replaced with Owl City, Adam Young, and Sky Sailing (all same person).

UNTIL LAST NIGHT, THAT IS! >8D

Well, I was stuffing my Phineas doll into a fuzzy slipper… I don’t know! I was bored, okay?… Anywaaay, I stuffed him into the slipper, and decided he was cold.

My thoughts afterwards:

(note: I think of my mind as a bunch of versions of myself, A.K.A the many sides of me. Man, this is a long note!)

Question Faith: I wonder why he’s so cold…

Why-Don’t-I-Ask-Kaylee Faith: Why don’t I ask Kaylee? She usually has an answer!

Sarcastic Faith: Riiiight. Kaylee ALWAYS has an answer. And her answers make PERFECT sense, too.

We-Should-Ask-Sam-Instead Faith: We should ask Sam, instead. She puts more pictures in her e-mails!

*insert rather large argument between WDIAK Faith and WSASI Faith*

Question Faith: I asked a question!

Lady Groucho: Oh, you’re always asking questions. What should we–

Faith Who Yells at People: SHUT UP!

Adam Young Faith: Oh, strawberry avalanche…

All the others: Crash over me! (this is how songs get stuck in my head)

*when we got back on the subject*

Faith Who is Usually Wrong: Well, duh! He’s sick.

Question Faith: Is he really THAT sick?

Faith Who is Usually Wrong: Yes.

Thoughtful Faith: I wonder how he got so sick…

Then it hit me.

What hit me, you ask?

AN IDEA FOR AN AWESOME STORY! 8DDDD

I’m afraid I’ll need to stop with the Warriors thing for a while to write my new story, but you might even like this one better then the Warriors one!

Well, I have a feeling this is getting too long.

BAI-BAI!

What’s a Dalek’s favorite dessert?

EXTERMICAKE!

What’s a Dalek’s favorite drink?

LEMONADE!

What does a Dalek say when it’s doing yoga?

LEVITATE!

What do spa worker Daleks say?

EXFOLIATE!

Why did the Dalek cross the road?

To EXTERMINATE everyone  on the other side!

Ha! Those are funny, aren’t they? Well, all I have left to say is please comment! Bye!

~Abboblast/Hawkwing

HERE GOES!

I know

It’s not the same.

Her arms are different,

So you won’t get the same hugs.

But please,

Love her

As you did me.

I know

You will not get the same tears

Soaking your fur,

But please,

Comfort her

As you did me.

You’re not being replaced,

Just given.

And I know

She’s older than I was

When you were given to me,

But please,

Accept her

As you did me.

Sometimes I regret my choice,

But she loves you

As you did me,

And I did you,

And I still do.

If you’re wondering what the HECK that was about, today is Gloria’s 3rd birthday; and I gave her my Teddy Bear, Starbearow (STAR-bear-oh), who is very special to me. I’ve had him ever since I was a baby. For some reason I never really thought of him as a bear, much less a toy one. I thought of him as a person, a person wo would listen to my problems, a person who comforts me when I’m sad or scared, etc etc etc. You get the picture.

Well, what are you still sitting around for?

What am I still sitting around for?

BYE!

~Ipoxitye/Thorntail/Reading. Don’t Bother Me

Let me introduce you to my nemesis.

Head, smolders, knees, and toes. (yes, I really heard this)

Blockle blockle bleeckoo. Hooraaay!

Eat the trumpet!

Halalalalala!

Time to trige you!

Sometimes we have pot dogs.

Blah-blah!

I don’t know about this crassy…

Scratch it so much.

Time to brang.

Glo’s sorry feet!

Ooky!

Go uuuuup!

It’s very bumpy!

You weren’t mean to it.

Die to fly!

Time for FREEDOM!

Jubjub! Jubjub!

Teddie is eating all her toes!

Bring your dragon home!

Ooooooom.

A-hyuk

Dance, Annie Onks!

Tah ankay handa! Hahahaha!

Drums as in now!

Announcing him now.

Me, your borna.

Tee blue the countdown.

Oh, your head is clover.

Whoo!

Abby: *picks up present* *looks at tag*

Tag on present: To: Harry Potter From: Voldemort   Tom Riddle Just some guy

Abby: *gives present to Harry* Don’t open this.

Harry: *confused*

Abby: Read the tag.

Harry: *does so* Oh. Okay. *puts present down*

Rover: Oh boy! A remote (inside joke)! *presses button*

Everyone: *turns upside-down*

Kicks: Not this again!

Hattie: My wig!

Ella: *bursts out laughing*

Hattie: Shut up, Ella!

Ella: *immediately shuts up*

K.K: My guitar!

Rover: *presses button again*

Everyone: *turns right side up again*

Ginny: (to Harry) Oh, look! Mistletoe!

Harry: Um, yeah…*runs away*

Ginny: HARRYYYY! COME BAAACK!!!!*chases Harry*

Ravenpaw: *looks at tag on present*

Tag: To: Ravenpaw From: Firestar

Ravenpaw: Oh, boy! *opens present to see a piece of paper that says ‘Ravenheart’*

Firestar: Ta-da! It’s a Warrior name! Do you like it?

Ravenpaw: I don’t act like a raven.

Firestar: Well, ex-CUSE me for thinking you’d like something I worked HARD to make!

Ujurak: *turns into present* Hee hee hee.

Toklo: What’s this? *looks at tag*

Tag: To: Toklo From: Ujurak

Toklo: *claws open present*

Ujurak: *jumps out* SUPRIIIIIZE, TOKLO!

Toklo: AAAAUGH!

Jesus: *appears*

London: Look! A super-sparkly-shiny guy!

Faith: And he’s late for his own birthday party.

Jesus: Sorry. Time passes quickly up there.

Santa, Dumbledore, Merlin, and Roland: *argue about whose beard is best*

Doctor Moon: And then they forgot.

Santa: … What just happened?

Dumbledore: I have absolutely no idea.

Merlin: Ditto.

Roland: I crave cupcakes…

Lady Groucho: Oh, you always crave cupcakes. What should I do with this odd-looking box that landed in my hands?

Abbie: You open it, Lady Groucho. Like this:*opens present*

Lady Groucho: It’s… A ray-gun! Aww. Thanks, Abbie!

Jonathan: And how does this ray-gun make you feel?

Faith: WAAAATCH IT! *attacks Jonathan*

Jonathan: NO! *throws Faith off*

Faith: Watch it or my pet dalek will exterminate you.

Kaylee: (whispering) You don’t have a pet dalek.

Faith: (whispering) I’m just trying to make him watch it.

Tori: Um… Mr. Jeiku, th-this present is for you.

Jeiku: *looks at tag*

Tag: To: Jeiku From: Me!

Jeiku: Who’s ‘Me’?

Mist: ME!

Redd: RACCOON!

Nook: FOX!

Jocktopus: JOCKTOPUUSS!

Phineas: Oh there you are, Perry!

Google Translate: Oh you come from Phineus, Perry !

Rover: *presses another button*

Everyone: *Caramelldansen*

Jonathan: AAH! *tries to stop*

Faith: Har har, Jonathan can’t stop!

Jonathan: You can’t stop either.

Faith: Yeah, but I don’t  want to stop.

Rover: *presses button again*

Almost everyone: *stops*

Kaylee and Faith: *keep dansen*

Jonathan: *facepalm*

Gilbert: (to Rover) I have a remote too!

David: I do too!

Shane: David, be careful with that thing.

Abby: I have an emotion remote!

Dr. Shrunk: Emotions, you say?

Abby: Yeah. Watch: *points remote at K.K.*

K.K: What are you…?

Abby: *presses happy button*

K.K: Yay! *skips about*

Pie: O.o

Narrator: And everyone lived happily ever after.

*CRASH*

Narrator: …Mostly.